"What if you could use 100% of your brain for cognitive abilities? What kind of secret powers could you unlock?"

pyramidslayer:

List of secret powers unlocked:

  • loss of motor functions
  • loss of bowel control
  • loss of all senses
  • loss of temperature control
  • loss of relation to any physical spaces
  • loss of heartbeat control
  • death

Lucy, in theaters this Friday.

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skeletonporno:

superwholock is the best trio? uh sorry have u not heard of Rolaskatox?

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Comic Con 2014 looks

Comic Con 2014 looks

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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

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hellotailor:

ticktocksheep:

Puffins are the best birds, I’m sorry okay, but they are THE BEST.

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LOOK AT THIS

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OMG

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HOW ARE YOU REAL

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WOW NO OMG

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STOP IT HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS

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LOOK AT THIS OH MY GOD

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EVEN AS BABIES THEY’RE JUST ADORABLE

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what the fuck r u lookin at

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This has been a puffin appreciation post okay thank

#puffins are actually psychos if you get them in the hand

confirmed.

official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

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gookgod:

i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit 

gookgod:

i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit 

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faeriefountain:

peachsticks:

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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purplerupees:

I really wish I had a good explanation for this.

purplerupees:

I really wish I had a good explanation for this.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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prettierboy:

when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??

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sephizim:

gromdork:

hanksypanky:

100newfears:

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

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Giffoni Film Festival

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nick-uru:

And of course Metal Bender:

There’s Wood Bender too:

and who can forget:

nick-uru:

And of course Metal Bender:

There’s Wood Bender too:

and who can forget:

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